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What’s the difference between a phallus and a fallacy?

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1. Did you hear about that new restaurant on the moon?

Great food. No atmosphere. 🌙

2. What do you call a scientist who is always turned on ?

An horny-thologist

3. As a kid, I had a bad stutter, and one day I was trying to tell everyone Nanna had passed away, but as I was telling them ...

... they all started singing Hey Jude.

4. Mark Zuckerberg is going into standup comedy

He's a fan of Meta humor.

5. Somebody set a washroom alight.

Shit's on fire, yo.

6. I saw an octopus that only had one tentacle

I thought "Boy, he's on his last leg."

7. Why did the banana go the doctor (from my five year old)?

Because it wasn’t peeling well!

8. I had a French Kiss the other day…

I have to say, Hershey’s chocolate and tongue meat do NOT go together…

9. Mark Antony and Cleopatra are eating dinner.

They are discussing if Egyptian or Roman wines are better. He gets frustrated and says “Do you want to fight or fuck” She says “My dear, I’m not prone to argue .”

10. Why was there a bouncer outside the bathroom?

Because only VIPees were allowed in there

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